Dec 3 – Best Email Ever?

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So I got an email from an applicant yesterday. He gave me a top ten list to help me choose my protege team. I thought it was too perfect not to share:
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I assume you have roughly 9 guys your sold on and 3 you have trouble deciding on… and to help lighten the mood here is a top ten ways to decide your last few guys:
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10. Gladiator Style combat
9. Poker decathlon – HUSNG’s, 6 man SNG’s, PLO, Razz, Stud, PLH, NLH and MTT’s
8. Get head shots, the best looking advance.
7. Names – the best sounding, in real life or online win.
6. Random.org – the slackers way out.
5. Dartboard and a monkey – How can giving sharp objects to a monkey ever go wrong?
4. Ask a a fellow poker pro to help
3. Randomly assign applicants to Keno numbers, wait the necessary four hours for 3 of those numbers to hit to decide.
2. Play Truth or Dare with the remaining contestants/applicants until you find the 3 guys willing to do anything to win.
1. Ask them about online games they play, the people with the most level 80 toons in Worlds or Warcraft lose.

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Probably won’t choose by any other those methods…but thought they were funny enough to share. On that note, I just finished a quick 1.5K hand session (I made a whopping $1.55) and am going to get back to writing. Hope all is well!
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